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One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

WGHAT TH E FCUKIGN

2009 → 2013

time for some hot shower sex minus the sex

Good handjob tips:

Put your mouth on it.

do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki

Happy Mother’s Day *Posts selfie on instagram even though it has nothing to do with the holiday*

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.